If a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL
I CAN’T GET OVER HOW DRAMATIC THIS REACTION IS
"oh look at me just casually doing a junket interview wHEN SUDDENLY NATURE AND ITS AMAZING POWER excuse me i must poem"
excuse me i must poem
how much do boy/girlfriend cost
at least 3 potato
didn’t it use to be 2 potato
the recession hit us hard
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell